Well that didn't work out how I wanted

Woke up at half one with excruciating stomach pains which has to be related to something I ate or drunk - they carried on for a good few hours only starting to go about four in the morning - my alarm went off at half seven and I felt like c@@p but I had departmental performance reviews to do from nine thirty so needed to get in - I managed to get through till five then cycled home as was meant to be going to the theatre with my mum - however ...........

On trying to open my front door it just wouldn't budge I tried ramming it, kicking it but nothing worked - at seven the locksmith turned up, at nine he finally fixed my door

What a day