Cream, Get On Top

I have been carrying out some highly scientific, controlled environment, product testing focussing primarily on the 'bottom end' of supermarket trifles. This little number cost me the princely sum of £1 today and I can quite clearly state that it doesn't match up to the superior 98p offering from a rival store's 'everyday value' range.

In trifle-related news, while trying to pay for this today, the self-help till decided to get a little preachy and wouldn't let the transaction proceed until the assistant verified that I am the 'wrong weight' to buy a family sized trifle. How rude (but probably quite astute).



Cream, Prince, 1991