Leaf gremlin.

Every morning for the last few mornings there has been this leaf on the doorstep... the nearest Oak tree is very far away.. Yesterday I shoveled up this leaf and it was back again this morning. "Take it inside" says Colin. So I did. The crows threw the garbage everywhere, Every bag I used burst, I filled the dog water, dropped it, then slipped in it, the cat ate my toast and then the door got stuck...I calmly placed the leaf back outside again.