Bonfire of the Vanities

Being a vegetarian, I'm not the kind of bloke to spend long hours at the barby burning meat for everyone to endure enjoy. It does come in useful for burning confidential waste though. Tonight we had a clearout of the official papers after searching in vain for the log book of the car I just sold. A bit embarrassing as the guy I sold it to was waiting while we turned over the house looking for it. Anyway - realised most of the paperwork we had was ancient and obsolete, so good excuse to do the bloke thing and have a fire in the garden :~}