Boathouse

There's been a tradition in our group of friends to name our current homes after our flat at uni, which was called the safe house.

Since then there has been the safe manor, hopetoun house, safe towers and now the boathouse.

This is is the new home for Stu and John, after weeks of crashing on sofas and temporarily empty beds. And the best news? It's like 200 metres from our flat!

There has been much contention since Stu came back into the country, who will maintain the FIFA throne? Or will the old pretender come back and revolutionise the cyberFA Kingdom?

Watch this space.