Change.org petition against spanx.

Trussed up in restrictive undergarments that mean you spend an hour delayering then re layering just to visit the ladies room instead of actually socialising at the wedding. This so called "hide every sin underwear" is diet inducing if only because it is so bloody exhausting to get on and off.  You could take your eye out in the process, particularly on the rebound. Should come with health and safety risk assessment. And it makes me feel and look like one of my late Grandma Stopper's home made meat packed sausage rolls.(they were delicious I'm ashamed to say, ashamed because I turned veggie at 11 but still remember their taste some 30 plus years later). But back to stupid Spanx, or the M&S version to be specific, made from the organ flattening material of hades.  Even the Gay Gordons was a challenge and we all know how we like to bust a move to that particular heel to heel and toe to toe. So I say it's time to sack the spanx ladies and let the layers of life loose. And for me to get back on the old cross trainer, which means I need a new clothes holder......Im writing this a few days after.....I still haven't quite managed to get on the old cross trainer, I might just have a cup of tea while I contemplate that.