Cogs 1, Rat 0

Having recently found evidence of rodent activity in the compost heap, I decided to take action.

The evidence was compelling - it took the form of a large brown furry creature looking up at me when I opened the lid off the compost bin - before running down the side of the bin, through my legs, across the garden and under the shed. From under the shed the creature started throwing rocks and slimy fruit, while making obscene hand gestures and disparaging observations about my sexual prowess.
The last bit could be a dream, I get confused.

The action involved the traditional combo of sprung wooden trap and mature cheddar.

Cogs 1, Rat 0