we get a box of organic fruit and veg delivered every week. It's lovely produce and all from farms in Switzerland. But it's winter and the variety, though surprisingly still quite wide, is not really all that wide when you think about how many other kinds of fruit and veg exist. And then there's the kiwis. Every bloody week we get more kiwis. And we don't even like them that much. If I ask them to put less kiwis in, we'll just get more something else and that will become tedious too. I can't wait for spring to get here and bring us berries and fresh salad and delicious not-kiwis.

Thank you for being here today, please accept this kiwi as a token of my love......