When is a door not a door?

... when it's a goal post, of course. My neighbour, June, came around to show us the photograph and write-up in the local paper about our new public loo (just visible on p. 5 in the first image, and use link for better view of the loo-with-the-view) in Houndsmoor. Apparently, it's an anonymous protest about the threatened closure of the village loos.

Flash took the opportunity to grab her football and enlist June as goalie. June had to run off into the road twice to retrieve balls which Flash got past her using skillful headers (nosers, really). The ball stays in the house, Flash!