Praise Postcard? NO WAI!

:B I gots myself a praise postcard from my school from a letter I did for homework. I got an A for it ^^ Yea, I got this like two days ago =/

The letter:

Hi!
Long time, no talk! How is it where you are? I haven't heard much about where you're living now; you haven't really kept in contact. Are you still the same? I remember one of your phobias. Clearly, I remember that you were scared of that terrifying dancing baby seen in Ally McBeal, someone who is so skinny, you could mistake her for a pole. And that music in the background, hearing it makes you feel like someone has walked over your grave.

Talking about babies; my hamster is pregnant. I can't wait, the little baby hamsters will have an uncanny resemblance to pink jelly beans.

My boyfriend admitted something to me...he's terrified of the magic roundabout. He hears the theme tune and runs like the wind out of the room and refuses to come back in. Even when the tune has stopped, occasionally he doesn't return...I'm sure he's playing with the tortoise.

Things have changed a bit here. It's now compulsory for every person to invent something, whether it be popular or not. I'm very proud of my invention. I actually did a survey asking just how many people would need one. 87.3% said they would be interested. So, I submit, the new height of unexpected weaponry, I present...the Solar Powered Laser Sheep! Very environmentally friendly, renewable energy source, and very powerful lasers. I have produced posters for the SPLS (Solar Powered Laser Sheep), and the slogan for this incredibly mind blowing poster, which has proved very popular is "IMA' FIRIN' MAH LASERS!" Let's hope for the best that SPLS is popular.

In other news all R'n'B music has been banned, and anyone found in posession of it will be fined £200.

Please write back, if not I will get an order of SPLS to come to your house continually saying "IM IN YOOR HOUSE, SHTEALIN' YOOR COOKIES" while firing their lasers at your fridge.
From me! :B


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Like it? lol.

Red nose Day. Is the point of this years to dress different or something? Or have something big? Or red? 'Cos all I'm wearing for friday at school is a skirt (i have never worn a skirt in school) green and black stripey tights and black fishnets over the top, and then wear a RND '05 t-shirt. I don't have a '07 one!

Done half of my art exam. I have the last 5 hours tomorrow. Not that nervous as I know what I'm doing :)