Genetic Retard

Myself and the girls and the current Mrs Mart enjoyed a beautiful walk to Oldbury-On-Severn sailing club, and the new ebay, bargain £5 BBQ is warming up prior to me performing a culinary masterpiece (burgers in a bun) for tea.

In other exciting news... today I had to admonish a year 11 boy who I observed hollering a string of abuse at a younger student.

'It's OK,' he said, 'he is my brother.'

I pointed out that even so it was not entirely appropriate, and perhaps some of his language had been a little fruity.

'No, no it's cool,' he assured me, 'my brother is a genetic retard!'

I looked at the Yr 11 boy and had to agree that it was indeed a real possibility.