Twinkle Toes

I was at work from 12-8 today making Valentine's Day arrangements. It was by far the best day I've ever had at work. I was put in charge of all the custom orders for delivery. The store's assistant manager has been relocated to floral for the weekend since we need extra help. So I got to boss him around and he's almost as sassy as me.

Here is an excerpt from the BEST order I've ever been asked to fill; "Dear Twinkle Toes. I know pink is your favorite color since you don't talk about anything else. Please accept this as my Valentine gift to you. Your master, Cory".

Dead.