Milk

It's not called the Daily Fail without reason - they even have a picture with the correct colours of milk on the graph, and yet have the colours of the lines totally wrong.

I should point out that someone had left this paper lying around and I picked it up to flick through...for a laugh I thought I'd read Littlejohn's column...it wasn't funny.  One of those things that is worse than a caricature of itself.