Please sir can I have some

Of your dinner.

Dad pleeeeaaassssse

This is Jakes normal positions every night when Kev is eating. He never does it to me probably because he doesn't get anything from me.

Just watching car crash Britain. All you can here in the room is "oooo, ouch, what the" and a bit of laughter at some of the idiots.

Good thing that happened today -

I wasn't in charge for a change.