fifty shades

certainly the closest I'll be getting to anything of that title. I'm no prude but personally I can't think of anything worse than going into a large auditorium filled with strangers to watch an 'erotic' movie. The media is full of it. 
I digress. 
I ventured to Coniston today for a change of scene, bigger vista, searching for some drama on a grey day. I found hazy hills and misty mountains and a group of boisterous 'borstal' boys paddling across the water effing and blinding. Tick.