I'm crying, no I'm laughing, no I'm crying...

...I dropped a big wedge of chocolate and banana cake topped with ice cream on the floor and I started crying.

Then mum gave me her entire bowlful of cake and ice cream because she felt sorry for me, and everyone's jaw dropped because I had soooo much cake, so I started laughing.

But then I thought about the cake I'd lost and I started crying again.

But then I looked in my bowl, saw my cake, and started laughing.

But by then it was too late because the tears were flowing.

But then I looked up and everyone was gutting themselves so I started laughing again...

...it was a very emotional pudding.