I do most of my thuggin on suburban streets

Today was our first performance, as part of the National Honor Society Inter-generational Dinner which I obviously couldn't serve food for because I had to be on stage. Then I spilled soup in Ruth's car because I am the actual human embodiment of garbage. When you consume a smoothie--do you eat it or drink it? its like a colloid? But more solid? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯