Here's looking at you, kid

Portimao, Portugal.

There is one single thing you must do in this place: grilled sardines, grilled sardines, and grilled sardines (OK, that was three things).

Amazing. If possible, they are even better in summer when they are all fattened up.

After a lunch ashore with the obligatory One Thing You Must Do, a spot of relaxation back in the onboard suite, as we prepare for dinner and a show.

It's a tough life, but somebody has to do it.