If .. And I stress the word 'if'...

I were a pirate I would not have a parrot on my shoulder .. No .. I would have a Dylan dog.
Dylan this weeks paying guest is a right little devil, I adore him but he is very cheeky and a thief .

Today DDLC and I reached the dizzy heights of BHS cafe which overlooks the canal basin,which was frozen over and the ducks were slipping over ... How we laughed .. Ohhhh we know how to kick up our heels I can tell you ..
Sigh.