Crashed innit?

The story of my day in simple terms:

Got up later than usual - 6am.
The toilet in the main bathroom broke.
One of the cats crapped in the bath.
I got blood on my shirt.
Didn't get to work until 10.30 as the white stuff made the roads a mess.
Had a wee bit of a hissy fit about something, with someone who is a good listener
Got a new phone
Decided none of the above really matters and made every effort to keep things in perspective