The Mighty Hawk

He appeared on day in the front yard of my parent's house.  I was sitting in the living room reading or watching porn on my computer and I had this urge to turn around as though someone was watching me... 

There he was.  He just sat there.  We gazed at each other. Then he saw I was trying to digitize him with my iPhone camera and he said, "You asshole, I thought we were having a nice private chat."

Note to self, learn pig latin immediately.