Brand Spanking New

My head is minced
So much to remember
And that's just the drive to work!
4 detours and a cereal bar
The voice from the dash thinks I'm a burke
So much information
So much to learn
I think this job will be great
If only I had a spaceship tho
Then my journey would just be straight...

My first day is over, the other new people are nice which is good and I didn't make a twat of myself. I'm really tired now. We did some group stuff which meant standing in front of everyone talking about what your group did. It may surprise you to know that I hate doing this. I can get up on stage and do it as another person but being me just gets me all embarrassed. No doubt there will be more of this to come...