COCONUT WATER ANYONE?

Your sitting on the beach, the sun is hot and your thinking you could really use something to quench your thirst. This local Puerto Rican man holding a large machete approaches your beach chair and asks if you would like a drink. I was focused on the machete and temporarily couldn't speak. My friend sitting next to me said 'Oh cool, fresh coconut water.' That is when I look down on the sand and saw all the coconuts the man had dropped in anticipation of us saying yes.
It was a little scary to see how fast he cut the top of the coconut. It was refreshing and all natural. The best part was that I got a Blip out of it too. The man was happy to pose for my picture.