Oops!

Popped out to get Mary's bday present this morning and came back with this.
"What a wonderful gift!" I hear you cry.
The only problem is we would both know it's for me really.
I did manage to get Mary some small gift and she'll get so much pleasure from all the lovely meals I'm gonna cook in this nice (expensive with 50% off but still expensive) piece of cookwear. I'm not worried at all. She'll love it...?