Gaze into my eyes

.... and you will do my bidding.

Trouble is, HER bidding is very different to MY bidding.  SHE says I'm a very stubborn little dog.  I say I only want to do what I want to do. There's nothing stubborn about that, is there?

Last night it was funny though.  I was driving everyone crazy a bit restive, so she decided to take me for a walk - which I like very much.  But part of the fun is not letting her catch me to put my harness on.  She chased me round and round and round, and then got so fed-up she yelled at me!  And I was so startled I let her pick me up and put the harness on.  Then we went for a great walk around the block.

And in other news, a very very special Blipper has gifted me a life membership.  Yes, she did.  Isn't that amazingly kind of her?  That means I will be able to blip for the next 13 or 14 years or so.

(I think I just heard her mutter - heaven help me - but I may have been mistaken).