About time too!

Bony: About time you got back!

Me: Good afternoon to you too! Have I missed something?

Bony: Well this is what happens when you go living it up in the office and leave myself and those flying creatures alone for a day. You miss all sorts of things.

Me: I am supposed to go in one day per week you know?

Bony: HUMPH! Well, I have been out to feed the birds in your absence and tried to organise them by practicing my best air traffic control voice but when I said 'Number 7! Your time is up!' to a starling spending too long in the bath, I was dive bombed from a great height for my pains.

Me: Did you get any bird pictures for me?

Bony: Oh yes! I got three woodpeckers, a golden eagle, three seagulls and a great auk.

Me: I know the Great Auk is extinct so I know you are joking now!

Bony: You started it!

Me: Sigh. Anyway, I had to go to the office as I had a hair appointment on the way back here.

Bony: Oh yes. Well you don't look any different!

Me: I never do. I always ask to leave looking as if I haven't been to the hairdresser.

Bony: Well that worked! Did you get your bush trimmed while you were in there?

Me: You cheeky sod! I'm going to boil your bones to make soup!

Bony: I so love it when you talk dirty!


Track? David Bowie today - Space Oddity