Ignominy, ignominy, they've all got it ignominy...

Oh the ignominy!

On a ship full of real pirate dogs, Rex is just the guard dog. He's not a captain or a mate or a Bosun. He's not a gunner or a swordsdog. He doesn't even have a cool piratical name. He's just Rex, the guard dog.

Only the ship's cat is lower in the pecking order.