My turn

We had the best play ever today.

HE and SHE and ME all went out into the garden together, and HE took photos of ME playing with TWO balls, which SHE did throw for ME.

Trouble is my mouth isn't quite big enough to carry two balls together, so I have to hold one, and play soccer with the other, and oh dearie me, we did have a good time.

This afternoon though, I did get into a bit of trouble because I wouldn't stop barking at next door's dog which kept looking at me in a provocative way.  I mean, what can you do! 

You've got to retaliate.