My Fred

He developed a wee fetish or two over the years.

It was only Lego at first.  I thought a little bit would go a long way, but it ended up costing me a small fortune.  If I'd known I'd have bought shares.

Since then there's been skates, skateboards, skimboards, surfboards, kites, kiteboards, and a rather healthy fetish for cacti.

"Mum!  Look!  It's going to bloom!"