Uncertain Times

The Mr & Mrs have swabbed me.  
They want to know all about my DNA.
Don't Never Ask I say.  
The Mrs thinks I am hers because we share some whiskery bits
and the Mr thinks i'm the bees knees (???) and also wants to wax my moustaches so we look more alike....
I hate to break it to them, but I am NOT the fruit of their (OMG i can't bear to think...oh no maybe i am...)
As publication date nears, I'll be needing a lot of love and support.