You Looking at me...

...Or chewing a brick? Either way you lose your teeth"
quote from aprecious' disturbed and disturbing childhood.

Well I've made a return to form! I made a new friend! Sally is a ten month old border collie and I feel like I know her really, really well. We've just spent 10 minutes rounding each other up on the field! And rolling around frolicking. She kept trying to bite my bottom, the saucy devil! I quite liked it.

I didn't bite hers. I don't swing that way.

It was great watching Sally's owner run after us in his Wellies! aprecious just watched. When she called me, I went to her. I know! aprecious fainted. Right there. On the field! So I had to put her in the recovery position!

I played frisbees after that. And apart from the brick chewing incident, I was a 100% brilliant.

Oh yes. Nearly forgotten. Chewed the lead. But it was momentary, I swear. Well 30 minutes, an eternity, a micro second.

Snotty is away in Brighton which means I am chief cook and bottle washer. I haven't had so much fun since Jerusalem won the cup. Got to go to Asda in a minute. I can barely contain my excitement. And later, I have to put the chickens away. Wish I'd never read Michael Dibdin's Ratking. Or was less suggestible