Chasing an Eagle

Officer: What are you doing?

Me: Chasing an eagle

Officer: You know thats illegal and your trespassing? 

Thought in my head: Randy  you there? (Randy is a lawyer friend of mine)

Me: You know I really wasn't chasing it officer, just stalking, sneaking up to take a picture.

Officer: You still trespassing

Me: Leaving right now sir

Officer: Very good

I will neither CONFIRM or DENY any of this occurred and let the photo speak for itself.