...keeps the doctor away!!

Well I know they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away but surely not this??

I am sorry but surely if this was your surname you would change your name!! There are many more acceptable surnames out there than Cock-a-day! Even the German surname of Scheint (pronounced sh**e) is one id rather have! Poor old boy! Least he's not let it get in the way of his successful pigeon racing career. Just to clarify, we had this magazine at work, I do not, and never will, purchasing British Homing World!