Grumpy Cat

Illarion was demanding my attention when I got back to the flat this evening. "Meeoow!" So I let him sit on my lap for a while as I worked at the computer, but he began to fall off and so grabbed my arm with his claws and scratched me. It's the tiniest scratch ever but I sent him away just so he doesn't get any ideas. He then started trying to eat my camera, and various plugs, and my backpack. I found some of his toys for him to chase so he didn't eat my stuff, and he seems much happier now!