..it stays in Vegas

As well as running into this fine chap..a sort of Latin American Elvis.....I discovered, from two independent and thoroughly reliable sources, that food in Las Vegas contains no calories. 

Yes its true, you can eat as much and you like and you don't put on an ounce.

This is the secret that the Las Vegas authorities have been keeping from the rest of the world, and is the recipe for success that's been keeping those crowds coming  back year after year.

A city whose citizens are built like athletes!


So what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas right enough.