Horse's Ass

Well, rear entrance, anyway.

This is Bay Horse Yard, one of the many ancient and enchanting back alleys in Otley. (Don't worry, I'm not going to link to that song again.)

The Bay Horse does basic food (beef and dripping sandwiches, etc.) dirt cheap. Unfortunately, the clientele leaves something to be desired. Such as basic intelligence, wit, charm and and the ability not to use the F-word as punctuation.

It's not the worst place in town.

Choon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdVFzdRZF0Q