Keys...

When you go out, you should always take them with you! You shouldn't leave them hanging on the hook in the hall and close the door behind you then wander off to the shops looking for stem ginger without a care in the world!

When it finally dawns on you that you've locked yourself out of your house, think yourself lucky that your brother has keys and he only lives at the other side of town. You should also be grateful that you have the car key with you.

And another smart thing to do is not to wear flip flops when it's raining!

Still... when you finally get home and actually pay attention to the post behind the door, you realise that while you're a bit of a fuckwit, you have fabulous friends! Thank you! x

Oh and thank you all for your comments yesterday taking my old fashioned phone to the spotlight page! Hurrah!