PDoL

I've noticed a few new avatars appearing around the bliposphere since the dawn of the great whiteness. We're a vainer bunch than we like to pretend.

I've had hundreds of at least two complaints about my old one making me look like a boring middle aged accountancy lecturer, for some unfathomable reason. So I scrubbed up, donned the royal tiara and the new ermine jacket (which has dried out nicely), and tried to look suitably royal. Benevolent, wise, and stinky rich, with just a hint of snootiness.

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