Torchlight procession.

I've always wondered how they got away with the torchlight procession. 'Elf and Safety and all that. I mean you could have someone's eye out with one of those torches. 

Never mind the singe marks. 

Well today was one of those days when you could tell that everyone who knows what they are doing is on holiday. Over payments, under payments, payments to the wrong account. Oh what fun. 

Well. As I told my colleague. Keeps me in a job.