Tyred and Exhausted!!!!!!

Not me
I'm fine, I think.
We have two cars
Actually, we have two old cars
This year, both have needed a new exhaust
And we have had to buy four new tyres
I know nothing about cars
When someone starts saying "It sounds like a bearing is going in your alternator"
Or "Your big end is going"
They may as well be telling me how to fly a Jumbo Jet!!
Is this the worst title of the year???