Choices choices

I have to tell you that my scheme for buying THEM presents for Christmas worked really well.  First of all, it included some heavy duty thought transference.

SHE's getting quite good at doing it, but HE's a bit harder.

Anyway I told HER that I've been modelling for almost a year now, and I've never received a penny in wages.  Call the Dog Fraud Squad!  Yes, I know.

So, she came up with this idea that they'd both get $20.00 and they would choose a present for me to give to each of them.

I bought a play toy for him to give me, it was supposed to fire soft balls in the air.  Weak as a damp squib, I tell you.

BUT the balls are perfect for me and my small mouth - but I want to carry two at once and I can't.  So which one do I choose?