"when tough little boys grow up"

As far as kids are concerned I don't hang out with them very often, by choice. I work with kids, at least I have done, all of my life. I was a drama teacher, then a school teacher, then a creche worker, a nanny and an au-pair as well as a child psychologists. So I am actually very good with children and work really well with them. In fact I would choose working with children over working with adults every time. This is my cousin's baby. He is nice. He didn't shit, pee or puke on me, so he is a keeper. I watched him for a few minutes today whilst my cousins got ready to go on holiday. They are going away for three weeks and I am house and dog sitting for them. I cannot wait to settle in and enjoy the peace and quiet. Bliss. What did I tell you about me and my cousins being very close? Nearly every story involves one of them!