A day of double entendres and chocolate heaven...

It was one of those days. If I was on Santa's list of good girls before today, I expect I have been well and truly crossed off now!

Work was fine. It was incredibly quiet in that there were no help desk calls meaning I could concentrate on my report amendments for safeguarding indicators and prepare accounts for January new starters.

I won't go on too much as River City is on right now and then it's Masterchef!

I had one of those very hungry days and was munching for most of the day. I must remember not to have drooling creamy chocolate moments while on the phone discussing serious matters! I think I was quite distracting...

I had one of those marvellous nuisance phone calls again in the afternoon.

Him: 'Hello madam. I am ringing to advise you about dangerous viruses on your Windows computer...'
Me: (interrupting) 'I can tell by the sound of your voice that you have a dangerous virus too! Your penis is about to wither and drop off!'

The phone line went strangely dead after that.

There were plenty of birds and squirrels around today. The one furry fellow got a fright when I tapped loudly on the kitchen window seeing him stood in a seed dish to stuff himself with sunflower hearts and he jumped straight in the bird bath before disappearing up the nearest tree.

I suppose I was asking for trouble when I gave the choice of a moody sunrise sky and two of my tits to someone else for today's picture. As you can see, the sunrise moody sky was chosen and my tits are forlorn!

Track? Yesterday was not only a sad day with events in Glasgow but also was the day Joe Cocker died. I saw him at the Point in Dublin years ago. Here is one of my favourite tracks he performed - You Are So Beautiful