Feeling somewhat deflated

I am.
And so is Santa.
He was trying to blow the garden gnome (festive treat) but miscalculated the angle and ended in an itchy embrace with an undersized bush. 

I on the other hand was deflated because of the lack of Christmas spirit in the Mistake Factory. 
Although there were scores of headless turkeys running around, flapping their wings.

Gobble, gobble, gobble!