'Divebomb Disaster'

Stickly speaking Joe did not divebomb of his own accord. Someone (not mentioning any names), threw him up in the air from where he divebombed into the shallow pool with some considerable force.!

Someone has a lot of making up to do.

They've glued the cut together, but Joe's eye is getting bigger and blacker....Opendoors may be the same by the end of the night.

At least I got out of work early thought. There's always a positive isn't there?