Asleep on the job

Stormtrooper Dave was ridiculously hungover after the events of the other night. He actually fell asleep in his uniform, while standing up. Luckily the stormtrooper uniforms have a built in STAND function. He fell asleep while on duty, he just stood there sleeping for most of his shift.

Later that night he headed back to the bar and was hearing rumours about his boss and some old man fighting with laser swords.

He thought they were all drunker than him.