A Dandy Lion !

Evening All,

A Rant......and advice needed!!

I think I have a phobia.....probably verging on homicidal !!!

I was brought up....well actually beaten up lol ...(you know how it goes, step out of line and your lug (ear) bears the brunt of a good skelp (cuff,belt, slap!) .........to be polite, mannerable, respectful and to eat with your mouth shut!!

I have a colleague who drives me to the brink of homicidal rage.....apples are a friggin nightmare....crisps, sweet jesus I could do him serious damage...and hard sweets.....I cant comment !!!!! Everything he eats is like a coo chewin the cud ...he'll speak whilst eating and food flies everywhere.....burps loud with mouth wide and half chewed food on show for all to see !!

Am I alone here cause today he started to eat for a second time and I advised him to eat elsewhere as :
A) He just wasn't to get to eat in the same square mile as me
B) It would be beneficial to his health ( Trust Me !!)
and C) As I am not allowed to kill him, fast or slow death, I wont waste money on taking out a contract on his life !!!!

So do you think I have a problem.....and any suggestions on how I kill him without leaving any trace deal with this situation ;0)

On a lighter note....here is a dandelion. The link is for all the Lego loving Blippers....I thought it was brilliant ....enjoy !!!! ;0)

Away for coffee......;0)

Have a great evening ;0)

TTFN ;0)