Red Hot Emergency Blip !

Sorry, crap cop out of a blip. Will you forgive me if I tell you a story to go with it?

I bought a jar of chillies this morning because I'm trying to diet (ish) and keep eating rubbishy snacks. I like jalapenos and love spicy food so I thought munching on a few chillies would keep the snack attacks at bay.

Obviously all the diet food has made me really weak or something because I couldn't open the jar for love nor money! What's the best thing to do in this case? Write a facebook status of course! Luckily my random friends knew how I could open it (make a hole in the top of the jar to break the seal) so I finally got into them...BOOOOOM! They blew my head off! I can eat very hot food but this was something else, my face was numb and I was drooling as I couldn't feel where my mouth ended and my face started -not a good look!

Needless to say, all they were good for was a blip!