Ecce Mangifera indica ericius

It's not true, you don't have to eat then in the bath. This one was so spot on that after hedgehogification many of the ''prickles'' just lifted off the skin and into the bowl.

I suppose this might be classified as emergency/2 on account of ... A universal law decrees it must rain on Mayday and we didn't feel like shopping on a bank holiday anyway.