Porridge ...

I drove past 'The Scrubs' this morning and it reminded me of this ...

Norman Stanley Fletcher. You have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are a perpetual criminal who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences. You will go to prison for 5 years.

Have a great Bank Holiday Monday!